What is a funny and creative way to ask your husband for sex?

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Send him a card...tell him if he wants the best time he has ever had then he has just 30 seconds from the time he opened the card to get upstairs and get N***** then you by all means better follow though with a good time...!What is a funny and creative way to ask your husband for sex?
Tell him you've been offered to do a porn and you need to practice. That should make him bug out......Oh, hold on, nevermind, he might actually like that kinda stuff.......
I like to run in the bed room naked and start jumping on the bed naked, i have had four kids so It is pretty gross but also funny! We laugh a lot!
Well my boyfriend says stop asking (talking) and giggle with your mans b***s in your mouth.
Why ask just jump on him and get it on lol.
Tell him that your pussy is hot.
when he comes home from work, greet him wearing nothing but christmas wrapping paper
just whisper in his ear that you want to blow him right now
no questions, just a bj